What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 14:57

What movies have not aged well?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Architecto dolor quo cumque.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-J W Pepper

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

From Russia With Love

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Octopussy

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

You Only Live Twice

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

A View to a Kill

Dr No

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-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

The Man with the Golden Gun

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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